SweetyPieDKGirl5566

I-luv-Edward-Cullen’s guide to ANNOYING JACOB BLACK. [Because we all hate him :) ] 1. Force him to wear a leash and collar and tie him to a pole. 2. Put up fliers saying "Lost Dog" with his picture on it. 3. Give him mouthwash for his birthday. Tell him he has dog breath. 4. Constantly remind him that Bella would rather ‘die’ then be with him. 5. Throw silver spoons at him. (It’s a werewolf pun XD) 6. When he’s a werewolf steal his pants. 7. Paint his motor bike hot pink. 8. Buy him a cat. 9. Name it Edward. 10. Buy him dog food. Act offended when he won’t eat it. 11. Ask him what he’s getting E